sing me to sleep

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:44:38 -0400

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:44:20 -0400

sseureki:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:43:07 -0400

sseureki:

wakkanaidream:ok what lesbian got herself in charge over at...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:42:32 -0400

wakkanaidream:

ok what lesbian got herself in charge over at fruit of the loom

berniesrevolution: @isi_kbreen

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:42:05 -0400

berniesrevolution:

@isi_kbreen

turing-tested:not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:40:24 -0400

turing-tested:

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

cactusrabbit: monteswisha: A bird in the hand is worth a...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:39:24 -0400

cactusrabbit:

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank.

Video

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:38:44 -0400

frostychica: broitsablog: havanapitbull: screenshots dont do...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:38:34 -0400

frostychica:

broitsablog:

havanapitbull:

screenshots dont do this justice

*inhuman clicking*

the millennial steve irwin

supacutiepie: blanska: lokiwholockfactory: xxchumanixx: Hilario...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:25:30 -0400

supacutiepie:

blanska:

lokiwholockfactory:

xxchumanixx:

Hilarious🥀👐

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

queernigga: audio-sexual: misscrownedking: vivian-cain: drag...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:14:48 -0400

queernigga:

audio-sexual:

misscrownedking:

vivian-cain:

draggedthruthe-yard:

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*

Jane Elliot:

this cracks me up every time

leonardodespacito:I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:11:34 -0400

leonardodespacito:

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

brandiggitty: when I stop talking and realize my therapist hasn’t said anything in a while

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:24:04 -0400

brandiggitty:

when I stop talking and realize my therapist hasn’t said anything in a while

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Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:23:52 -0400

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:23:03 -0400

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

krakenkitty: fuocogo: twentyonelizards: tchallasjedi: dance if...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:22:33 -0400

krakenkitty:

fuocogo:

twentyonelizards:

tchallasjedi:

dance if you’re still alive and have trilogies to finish

i’ve never seen the cha-cha slide look cool before and i’m very perturbed rn

T’chacha

SO SMOOTH 🙌🙌

paprika: i can relate to this sooo much. crying

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:21:20 -0400

paprika:

i can relate to this sooo much. crying

daftplunk: sailorbrazil: mojav: British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer” im not...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:21:01 -0400

daftplunk:

sailorbrazil:

mojav:

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

dremoranightmares: coffeepotsmokin: babyanimalgifs: How are...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:19:05 -0400

dremoranightmares:

coffeepotsmokin:

babyanimalgifs:

How are penguins not extinct?

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

lady-feral: naamahdarling: lorienkittybooks: la-knight: mysha...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:18:23 -0400

lady-feral:

naamahdarling:

lorienkittybooks:

la-knight:

mysharona1987:

Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.

But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores.

You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.

But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.

Do you know what I would do with 131 BILLION DOLLARS?

- solve the Flint water crisis (50 mil)

- organize relief to be sent to Puerto Rico (that’s what? 500 mil?)

- pay for Little Miss Flint to go to college

- buy an apartment complex in 30 big cities around the US to create special communities for homeless queer teens where they can get a hs and college diploma and learn job skills, get access to health and psychological care, and have access to non-queerphobic religious services if wanted (90 mil to start?)

- buy my own house (at most 2 mil because I have to accommodate 3 family groups and I would want to make the house solar and wind powered; also the cost of my library and wait staff)

- pay the medical bills of every victim of a mass shooting or police brutality (including psychiatric care for the PTSD)

- give a 500k dollar grant to 4k minority-owned businesses (2 billion)

- pay my dad’s ex-wife’s care bills so my half-siblings don’t need to worry about it (she’s old; 1 mil would set her up for life with a cushion for emergencies)

- I’d have some kids

- I’d start a daycare/education center chain for sex workers with children that also provided medical care for kids and college opportunities for the parents that accommodated their work schedules

- I’d pay for young black kids to meet their book and movie heroes like Letitia Wright or Tomi Adeyemi

- I’d find impoverished US communities in need of “standard” meds like asthma inhalers and insulin and provide for them

- I would fucking bribe politicians to advocate for rape survivors, the disabled, and everyone else they fuck over on the Congress floor

- I’d go see Hamilton maybe

- I’d take my best friend to England and to Book Con

- I’d open up more shelters for domestic violence and assault victims that offered opportunities in education, counseling, job help, and child care

And after aaallllll that???

I’d still have like 100 BILLION DOLLARS LEFT

- Also solved world hunger. That’s 4 Billion bucks. And honestly? That’s it. Most of the 1% can do that. He can do it 25 times.

These bloated ticks draining the lives from their employees and their customer base have the power to enact MASSIVE change, and they do NOTHING.

They are literally evil. There is no other word for having so much when others have so little.

There is a new aristocracy. We should be building guillotines.